CNN Report: Bigfoot Found
Okay, the hype about two men who claim to have found irrefutable proof that Bigfoot-like creatures exist has been inescapable. It’s on every blog I read and every news site I check, including reputable ones like CNN.
At first, I simply ignored all the stories, contenting myself with glancing at headlines only. But since these articles just won’t go away, I decided to start reading some today.
Apparently, two men named Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer have announced that they’ve found the body of a 7-foot tall half-man, half-ape creature that corresponds to the Bigfoot legends. They won’t reveal the precise location of their find because they say that there are several more of these creatures still living and they don’t want to turn set a bunch of hunters on them.
The men have released two photos of the alleged Bigfoot carcass, and say that the body is currently undergoing extensive DNA testing in California.
Well, I have my doubts about this “finding”, but then again, I’m not sure why anyone would go to the trouble of perpetrating a hoax of this magnitude. Plus, in this day and age, it would be impossible to put one over on the whole world, wouldn’t it? I guess the only thing to do is sit back and wait for the results of the tests and a more comprehensive press conference.
