Quick Fix
Ok, I need to go to a party in two weeks and have to find someway to fit into the only dress I own. It’s more than 5 years old, and was my pre-pregnancy size (4). I’m currently about a size 6, so it’s a bit tight in a totally unflattering way. Is it possible for me to drop a whole dress size in two weeks? I’m seriously thinking about a colon cleanse as a potential quick fix for my situation. Think it would work???
In case you’re wondering why I don’t just buy a new dress in my current size: well, I hardly ever wear dresses. We’re talking once every couple years or so. I don’t want to spend $80 or $100 on something that I’m just going to wear once and then shove into the back of my closet for the next decade. I don’t have that kind of money to waste!