Swingers
I was over at my uncle’s house the other night, hanging out with my cousins in their basement. They have the place all decked out the way a rec room, should be, with a huge TV, wet bar, video games, comfy couches, and framed movie posters everywhere. One of the posters was for Swingers, and I had to do a double-take at how skinny Vince Vaughn used to be. Seriously, I can’t remember him being that fit!
Looking at him now, it seems that he has really let himself go. He is chunky, bloated, and gross. Why doesn’t he just buy the best weight loss pill available, hire a trainer and a personal chef, and get back into shape? He’s got the money to do it, ya know?
And what’s up with his movies lately? They more or less always suck these days. I was thinking about going to see Couples Retreat, but then when I remember how awful The Break-Up was, I change my mind about buying tickets. I’ll just wait until it comes out on DVD.